The 2009 Weezy Jefferson Spring Collection

This frock pictured to the left exemplifies the precise reason why I MUST lose weight. I ventured to Ross (aka The Garage Sale) searching for a nice springy dress when lo and behold...I ran across the 2009 Weezy Jefferson Spring Lounge Wear Collection. There's only room in this world for one Lil Weezy...and I am not the one.

This "ensemble" one of many, hung on the sales rack behind the size 26 garments, in the one size fits all section. If at any point in time I resort to donning pieces from the Weezy Jefferson Collection, I've resigned to put myself out of misery by running into oncoming traffic. Long story short, I walked out of Ross dressless (No, dressless is not a real word).

Getting Got!

I almost got got by a pack of 90 calorie pack rice cake treats.

got got: past tense of get got. When one gets got, you have been taken advantaged of. Used in a sentence: I got got by the used car salesman.

As I was saying, I almost got got by a pack of 90 calorie pack treats. Yes, you read it right...a 90 calorie pack, the cousin of the 100 calorie pack. So, I'm perusing down the snack aisle and what do I see? I see a box of 90 calorie pack snacks looking at me. I stopped, picked up the box, and then contemplated taking my new food find home. Then, I came to my senses. Heeeelllllooooo! 90 calorie pack, 100 calorie pack, 50 calorie pack...NO calorie packs. These tricky little buggers represent the devil incarnate.

From previous experiences 100 calorie packs serve no purpose when I eat 2 or 3 at a time. In that case, the box should read 200 or 300 calories PACKS! In my infinite wisdom, I decided to just eat the real thing versus eating two or three...sometimes four 100 calorie pack snacks in one day. Beware...of the calorie pack scam. DON'T GET GOT! You have been warned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!