The Dirty Thirty

30 is:

• The atomic number of zinc
• The number of days in the months April, June, September and November
• The minimum age for United States senators
• The code for international phone calls to Greece
• slang for pornography (XXX)
• The number of pieces of silver Judas betrayed Jesus for (Matthew 26:15)
• The number of beers in a dirty thirty pack of Keystone Light Beer

30 is the number of pounds removed from my body (as of today)! BAM!!

Today I weighed in...-1.8 lbs. So, NO eviction notice for me today from ONEderland. So I called the guy I frequently go to the movies and eat out with to tell him of my glorious news, and during our conversation I said the funniest thing (well it was funny too me):

Guy I Frequently Go Out With (GIFGOW): Oh, so you're up now (I called him around 6AM this morning as I laid down to go to sleep. Yes, I went to bed at or around 6 AM this morn....that's a whole "nother" story.)

Me: Yes. You know I weigh in on Saturdays, so I had to get up to weigh in before 12 PM.

GIFGOW: *Silence*

Me: *Silence*

Me: *Silence*

Me: (Waiting for him to ask how much I lost..) *Extended Silence and crickets chirping in the distance*

Me: *Sarcastically* YEAH! I LOST WEIGHT THANKS FOR ASKING!

GIGFOW: I was going to ask...(I cut him off.)

Me: WHEN???!!! Whatever man...I NEED A cheerLEADER not a cheerHATER! (That was the funny thing I said).

That conversation reminded me of my haters post from a few weeks ago, which brings me to my point. I am doing THIS for ME and his approval is not needed nor required!! Man, he is so on the "kick-yo-azz-to-da-curb list" and he doesn't even know it! Bye bye Hater...see you later.

So, back to the whole going to sleep at 6 AM. Well I can show you better than I can tell you:

The right side of the table:

The bane of my existence: "The Research Proposal"

The left side of the table:

After I take the final exam today or sometime tomorrow...FINITO BABY!

ARRIVEDERCI, 再見, AU REVOIR, היי שלום , ADIÓS, ДО СВИДАНИЯ, さようなら, GOODBYE STATISTICS FOREVER (or until I start working on my PH.D...???)!