Girl with Mustache Seeks Witty HONEST Male

I confess. A girlfriend and I posted a profile on Yahoo Personals several months ago (YES...THE ONLINE DATING SERVICE!) Anyway, we lacked the patience for the whole online dating thing, so we cancelled our subscription after 2 months. Plus some of the guys seemed super creepy and we didn't want to end up in some one's freezer or crawl space. Although I cancelled my subscription, my profile still exists. Soooooooooo Tuesday, I thought it would be really funny to post this picture of me with a mustache and chest hair:

Ever since I posted this picture on Tuesday, I have received 4 messages. Two of the messages stated, "You caught my eye." Uh YEAH, I caught your eye...I'm rocking a mustache and chest hair! So after two months of paying for nothing I now realize the key to online dating...chest hair and a mustache.

So today's weigh in...if I could say one thing to the scale today, I would say...

"YOU GOT OWNED SCALE! YOU GOT OWNED!"

Today, 3.4 DOWN for a total of 34.4. Next week I predict victory....next week, 35 down!
GAME ON!!!!