Saturday, September 5, 2009

Girl with Mustache Seeks Witty HONEST Male

I confess. A girlfriend and I posted a profile on Yahoo Personals several months ago (YES...THE ONLINE DATING SERVICE!) Anyway, we lacked the patience for the whole online dating thing, so we cancelled our subscription after 2 months. Plus some of the guys seemed super creepy and we didn't want to end up in some one's freezer or crawl space. Although I cancelled my subscription, my profile still exists. Soooooooooo Tuesday, I thought it would be really funny to post this picture of me with a mustache and chest hair:



Ever since I posted this picture on Tuesday, I have received 4 messages. Two of the messages stated, "You caught my eye." Uh YEAH, I caught your eye...I'm rocking a mustache and chest hair! So after two months of paying for nothing I now realize the key to online dating...chest hair and a mustache.

So today's weigh in...if I could say one thing to the scale today, I would say...
"YOU GOT OWNED SCALE! YOU GOT OWNED!"
Today, 3.4 DOWN for a total of 34.4. Next week I predict victory....next week, 35 down!
GAME ON!!!!
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19 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 5, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    Hilarious!!

    Congrats on the loss.

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  2. BrightceteraSeptember 5, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    OMG! I needed this laugh today!
    Where oh where are the men that will love US?

    Fantastic weight loss!

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  3. Lori AnnSeptember 6, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Too funny!!! I totally think I should have done that when I was single! LOL

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  4. Jen, a priorfatgirlSeptember 6, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    You crack me up lady! Online dating, whew, that's another blog I could start. In fact... (hhmm..finger on chin, I'm thinking)

    Anyways, I met my love online! After years of online searching, I ended up finding him on myspace randomly :) Love at first glance maybe?

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  5. LindaSeptember 6, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    Congratulations! I have an award for you!

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  6. 2BmeagainSeptember 7, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    Very funny! I actually found my husband online, but I was very careful about the whole process.

    Congrats on your loss!

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  7. ♥ Dee ♥September 7, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    LOL... you have mass writing skills. If it wasn't for the music that auto plays on your blog, I'd totally follow you! (sorry, it's just my personal criteria :)

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  8. Mrs. BradleySeptember 8, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Great pic!

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  9. GigiSeptember 11, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    Well, mission accomplished. You seriously broght sexy back with that mustache and chest hair. ; )
    That is so funny.
    And, GOOD FOR YOU! (I mean about the 34.4)

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  10. UnknownJanuary 5, 2010 at 11:45 PM

    roflmbo of course you got hits.. I get hits on a profile I didn't even intend on making period since I am married. I THOUGHT I was editing my yahoo profile itself and clicked the wrong link and tried to bcktrack yeah too late. I think it is finally gone lol after many emails to Yahoo tech support..

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  11. Karen, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry"January 6, 2010 at 4:29 AM

    I don't like when music automatically plays either, but I just leave my sound turned off and no problem. I think Dee should give that a try.

    Your mustache picture is funny, perhaps that's what caught those men's eye--your great humor!

    Congrats on your SITS day!

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  12. Elizabeth D.January 6, 2010 at 5:18 AM

    That's too funny, I love your sense of humor. I've never tried online dating, but I think you totally have to have a sense of humor about it. Happy SITS day again to you!

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  13. AngeliaJanuary 6, 2010 at 7:47 AM

    HA HA HA!

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  14. LauraJanuary 6, 2010 at 8:28 AM

    I've always been a little too leary of those online dating services (like you, not wanting to disappear). The commercials look too perfect for me. But if I do decide to, I'll make sure I wear a mustache & chest hair. Haha!

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  15. KearsieJanuary 6, 2010 at 9:44 AM

    You are an inspiration to us all! First, the bravery to attempt a new look ala facial hair. It takes a couragous woman!

    Second, You go girlfrenn, on the weight loss!

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  16. Holly @ Domestic DorkJanuary 6, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    I guess they like your sense of humor!!! :)

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    Thanks for the chuckles! Glad you didn't wind up in someones freezer!!!! And Happy SITS day too. I'm enjoying your featured blog very much

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  18. wJanuary 6, 2010 at 1:15 PM

    maybe you caught their eye because they enjoy couples shaving... ? ack!

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  19. Julie {Angry Julie Monday}January 6, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    LOL that's a crazy stache'

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First off all, THANKS for stopping by and for those of you following...THANKS for following AND indulging my MADNESS. Please feel free to holla back or provide your 2¢. I WILL TRY to respond to ALL comments via email. AGAIN THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND ENCOURAGEMENT!

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