Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Now I know how Godzilla feels...

Back in the day I watched Godzilla movies. Maaaaan they really skimped on the production value...I realize that now. 

Getting to the point...


You ever watched a Godzilla movie?  In the movies Godzilla wreaks havoc by stomping her way through coastal Japanese cities terrorizing its inhabitants.
During Godzilla's tyrannical rants, she turns one way and then her tail follows later. That's the equivalent of me and my arse a.k.a. my junk, derriere, fanny, gluteus maximus...you get the picture.  My body turns one way and then my junk follows later. Today...I knocked a water bottle off a desk.


I walked into the cafeteria. Stopped. Turned to look for a fellow colleague...10 seconds later my "junk" followed suit.  AND THEN....
...a water bottle crashed to the floor.

I just stood there shaking my head as the bottle rolled. This afternoon I played derriere derby or bumper booties with another co-worker as we maneuvered around the table at a wedding shower.

I guess the 100s of lunges and squats I suffered through during bootcamp these last few weeks may be paying off. On a given day at bootcamp we completed somewhere from 50-100+ squats or lunges.  I must admit, my bottom feels a little firmer, still a bit dimply. Pretty soon my ba-dunk-a-dunk may need its on zip code...imjussayin.
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5 comments:

  1. Trina -- hilarious as usual. Glad to see you back (i mean, you, not your back side) I mean, that you haven't posted in a bit. I must confess my bottom, arse, is not my weight issue. I have a flat butt. When I am heavier, it's bigger, but when I diet down -- I lose my butt first. My middle is my issue. I ain't got no waist line. I'm straight up and down with big boobs. Perhaps one day I'll put a pic on my site??

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  2. you and your FIRM BOTTTTOM are hilarious.

    xo

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  3. In the movies Godzilla wreaks havoc by stomping her way through coastal Japanese cities terrorizing its inhabitants.

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  4. so funny!! Poor water bottle. LOL

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  5. Girl yo junk is off the chain!!! I wish I had that problem, I have that no-ass-at-all condition :(

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